Indian Business School

Indian Business School - Lesson 1

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!
" Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter..
" Son: "Well, in that case... ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter....
" Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!
" Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
" Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
" President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
" Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
" President: "Ah, in that case... ok"

And that my friends is how Indians do business.